notes on gop veep selection

1.) McCain feminist memo to disaffected PUMAs: see, your candidate could have been on the ticket, if only she were an underqualified beauty queen.

2.) Pick clearly based on South Ossetia sitch, b/c Alaska is basically part of Russia or whatever.

3.) Possibly time for Obama/Geraldine to make nicey nice.

4.) Coming soon to primetime: veep debate showdown btw. apparent non-birth-control-using Catholic Biden-Palin clans. X factor: surprise appearance by five Romney sons to vindicate dad swings melee in Biden's favor.

5.) McCain now seems to be staking campaign on ViagraDads and an apparent belief in the utter stupidity of women.

why i like joe biden

1.) Yes.

2.) Shares my values as a fellow commuter.

3.) Has Rudy Giuliani's character down pat.

4.) Presumably has left biggest dumbass moves and verbal gaffes behind him.

5.) Not chosen because of stupid fallacy that can deliver electoral votes he represents (see: Edwards, John - NC) but because can deliver electoral votes that somehow has affinity with (see Lieberman, Joe - FL...oh wait, dammit. ... well, technically)